the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before you sacrifice yourself to his domain
(Source: lastyearslanguage)
- person: are you athletic?
- me: i run
- person: oh sweet
- me: *whispers* a blog.
IT WASN’T FUNNIER IN ENOCHIAN
OH MY GOD
#‘oh man’ #‘oh man oh man be cool cas’ #‘gotta make a good impression on him’ #‘maybe tell a joke’ #‘yeah that’ll break the ice!!’ #‘good plan’ #‘you got this cas’ #‘you got this’ #‘here goes’ (jimmynovaks)
Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.
(Source: dirtyevilminded)
I don’t know where this gif is from or who made it but
I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist adding Balthazar
I’m not a morning person
or a night time person
I don’t think I’m even a person
and
(Source: m-icrosoft)
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight)
